Favorites and least favorites

1. Favorite team in the Western Conference? SAN JOSE SHARKIES!!!!!

2. Least favorite team in the Western Conference? Detroit I guess

3. Favorite team in the Eastern Conference? PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

4. Least favorite team in the Eastern Conference? Philadelphia Flyers

5. Five favorite players? James Neal, Jordan Staal, Matt Cooke, Logan Couture, Joe Thornton

6. Five least favorite players? Scott Hartnell, PK Subban, Mike Richards, Trevor Gilles, Matt Martin

7. Favorite coach? DAN BYLSMA

8. Least favorite coach? Peter Laviolette

9. Favorite commentator(s)? Steigy and Errey!

10. Least favorite commentator(s)? Pierre McDoucheguire

11. Favorite jerseys? Sharks, Wild, blue Pens

12. Least favorite jerseys? FLYERS

13. Favorite forward? James Neal/Jordan Staal

14. Least favorite forward? See above list

15. Favorite defense man? I might just be Matty Nisky

16. Least favorite defense man? PK Subban

17. Favorite goalie? BRENT JOHNSON

18. Least favorite goalie? Roloson probably

19. Favorite captain? Joe Thorntson, Siddy Crozzers

20. Least favorite captain? Zdeno Chara, go play basketball

21. Favorite alternate captain? JORDAN STAAL

22. Least favorite alternate captain? Idek

23. Favorite Staal? JORDAN

24. Favorite Canadian? UM…HOW CAN I EVEN CHOOSE?

25. Least favorite Canadian? PK SUBBAN

26. Favorite American? BOBBY RYAN!

27. Least favorite American? That one guy, you know the one, he plays for that team.

28. Favorite Swede? IDK Landeskog

29. Least favorite Swede? IDEK

Which one is better?

30. Alexander Ovechkin or Sidney Crosby? SIDDY

31. Patrick Kane or Jonathan Toews? Tazer

32. Steven Stamkos or Corey Perry? Stamkos

33. Marc-Andre Fleury or Corey Crawford? MAF!

34. Tim Thomas or Roberto Luongo? TIMMY

35. Tyler Seguin or Jeff Skinner? BLEH

36. Jimmy Howard or Kari Lehtonen? Kari

37. Daniel Sedin or Phil Kessel? Sedin

38. Claude Giroux or Patrick Sharp? SHARPIE

39. Marian Hossa or Henrik Sedin? SEDIN

40. Anze Kopitar or Ryan Nugent-Hopkins? Nuuuuuge

41. Kris Versteeg or Evgeni Malkin? EVGENO

42. Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin? erm RN EVGENO

43. Scott Hartnell or Daniel Carcillo? GROSS. Carbomb I guess

44. Kris Letang or Jordan Staal? JORDY

45. Duncan Keith or Brent Seabrook? Keith

46. Jaromir Jagr or Matt Duchene? DUCHENE

Which looks more attractive?

47. Patrick Kane with or without a mullet? MULLET

48. Sidney Crosby with or without a must ache? Always attractive

49. Patrick Sharp with or without long hair? ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE

50. Jonathan Toews with or without long side burns? WITHOUT GOOD LORD

Teams

51. Pick 22 players (2 goalies, 12 forwards, 8 defensemen) you’d want to make a team with.

G- Marc Andre Fleury

Henrik Lundqvist

D- Niskanen, Letang, Boyle, Martin, Karlsson, Weber, Bieksa, Ference

F- Kunitz, Malkin, Neal, Staal, Cooke, Crosby, Sullivan, Couture, Thornton, Clowe, Parise, Ryan

52. 6 (3 forwards, 2 defense, 1 goalie) backups for when the players get hurt?

Rick Nash, Eric Staal, Alex Ovechkin, Brooks Orpik, Jack Johnson, Mikka Kiprusoff

53. What would you name your team? The Polar Bears lol IDK

54. What would your jerseys look like? Dark blue

55. Who would the coach be? DAN BYLSMA

56. Who would the 2 assistant coaches be? Todd McLellan, Tony Granato

57. Who would the captain be? JORDAN STAAL

58. Who would the alternate captains (pick 2) be? Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin